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The Four Stage Probes are made of soft PVC jelly, so they're flexible for deep play, but the length of the toy and thickness of the bumps provide plenty of challenge! Available in two sizes, they both have strong suction cup bases too. Regular ($42) stands 12" long, with an insertable length of 10.5". Here are the measurements on the bumps, from the top down:
X-Large ($60) stands 13.5" long, with an insertable length of 11.5". Here are the measurements on the bumps, from the top down:
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This big-headed bumpy dildo was one of our most popular items when we heard the manufacturer was discontinuing it - so we purchased all they had left. The Humpity Bumpity has a nice round, fat head. It goes in smooth and deep, and you'll really feel those bumps! This latex toy is 12.5" long (12" insertable). The head is 2" thick (6.5" around), and the bumps are about 2.5" thick (7.25" around) and has a good set of balls to grab onto and a suction cup. |
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You'll be overwhelmed by the Attila Probe. 11.5" of vinyl high, reaching a maximum circumference of 6.25". Little brother to the Bismark below. Weighs 1 lb 6 ounces. |
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One of our largest vinyl probes, the Bismark weighs over 3 lbs! Stands 15" and has gradually widening rounded bumps - the first is about 6" in circumference, the largest bump is 9" in circumference. A monument to fun! |
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Hail, Caesar the Probe! Like a series of olive-leaf crowns, this vinyl toy has 6 rings stacked down from the head. You won't be betrayed purchasing this one - a favorite design of all who have given unto it! 9.5" tall with circumferences expanding from 4.5" to 6.5" to 7.5". The Caesar weighs over 1 lb. |
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Standing a very stout 14" high, the Dante Probe has an 8" circumference at it's widest point. It rests securely on a 10" circumference base and weighs an astonishing 4 lbs. Hell of a toy for the bravest of players. |
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The Eisenhower gets our vote as one of the most popular probes. Like the Fahrenheit below, it's big brother, these long probes are like anal balls stacked on top of each other, with a little starter protrusion at the top. The circumference of balls at top start at 5-1/2" and expand to just 6-1/2", so this toy is about depth, not width. Weighs in at over 1 lb. |
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Our longest vinyl probe in the collection, the Fahrenheit is HOT! Towering 16" tall, the 6 stacked balls start at 6-1/4" circumference and end up at 8-1/4". Only order the Farenheit if you have the fever for HUGE toys! Weighs 2-1/5 lbs. |
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Little brother to the Hannibal below, the Genghis Khan Probe has four "humps" you'll be riding like a camel. The first is 4.3" in circumference and the last expands out just over 6" in circumference. Sturdy vinyl construction, this favorite weighs 1 lb. 3.5 ounces. |
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The mighty Hannibal Probe stands just under 14" and has five succesively larger mountains to conquer. Beginning at 4.3" in circumference, you will eventually surmount 7.4" in circumference. Weighs over 1-1/2 lbs. Onward! |
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The Impaler starts off innocently enough. It's vinyl start tip is about the width of an average finger, but then stage two grows to 3" in circumference, and stage three ends up 4.3" in circumference. A good beginner to intermediate probe. |
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The Jammer Probe is 10" long and sports a smooth pointy head for easy jamming. It tapers to 2.25" thick (7" around). The shaft starts at 2" thick (6.5" around) right under the head, and expands to 2.5" thick (8.5" around) at the base. |
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Ready to launch at over 11" high, this probe is 7-1/2" in circumference. Constructed of soft but rigid vinyl, the Kruiser is super high-tech looking and a natural for advanced players or those almost there. Weighs about 1.5 lbs. |
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Lafitte's Probe is every butt pirate's treasure. This vinyl toy is FUN! 11" in length, each inch is a bit wider until it reaches 8" in circumference at the base. If you can take Lafitte's Probe entirely, you are a man of the world! Pull it out quickly and we promise it will shiver your timbers! Weighs about 1 lb 10 oz. |
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Resistance is hopeless... you will return again and again to the MacArthur Probe. The ripples on this vinyl giant make it excruciatingly wonderful. Standing almost a foot high, just under 2-lbs, the MacArthur is 8-1/2" in circumference. Invade this probe and we'll salute you! |
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The Napoleon Probe is the last of the series, but definately one of our favorites! Nearly 12" of pure vinyl delight, the bonus rings heighten the sensation. At about 6" circumference, the Naploeon is not that difficult to conquer, especially for the experienced hole. But beginners can set goals, with each ring representing a milestone. Weighs 1.5 lbs. |
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